Warning! Not responsible for sudden increase in sexual attraction from opposite sex, or the same sex, or some teenagers down the block. Warning! May cause sudden increase in confidence, assertiveness and general HOTNESS. If aggressive behavior last more than 4 hours, call your BFF and give her all the details. Warning! Avoid placing Facebook photos of after effects as this has been known to cause viral congestion on the web as well as certain main traffic arteries in local neighborhoods. Warning! Should not be performed on those wishing to lead a life of abstinence. If mate would prefer you to not receive said services, seek a new mate.